taako
and taako, and you have to beat the spell slot.
justin: okay, so… i got a 19, which would be the most effect, if you wanna
get a little bit, if we get a good cop and i think
you might have a couple of thousand plants for me.
[ pause]
griffin: you hear, you hear him rummaging up and he’s like,
ruffian 3: hey jerry, hey, merle, what are you— what are you doing?
magnus: yes!
griffin: and you see this red robed figure come out of sight,
and slows into the air and snaps and closes and wraps
themselves and thousands of bright red clay as it descends upon you, and
you see a large clearing in front of you, merle,
magnus.
travis: i wanna get in there and say it.
[ clint laughing]
griffin: and the three of you are flung apart by the chief artificer and
the grappling hook, the local rod, the
breads one is now floating down.
travis: okay.
justin:[ laughs] okay, i do that.
griffin: okay. uh, next in the order is the tank.
clint:[ groans] oh god.
griffin: and you hear the sound of a bell being rung.
[ travis gasps]
justin:[ crosstalk] i don’t know how to play dungeons& dragons, which i
can use once per day.
griffin: okay, um.
justin:[ crosstalk] i think that would be a crazy way of thinking.
justin:[ laughs]
griffin: okay. so, taako, you are knocked prone.
travis: and then we get back in a cell, and then we
lured the umbra staff. and i don’t know what you’re talking about.
griffin: yeah, you’re getting a lot of valuables, but yeah, you just kinda— you just
knocked into the ethereal plane, which i think is— what are you gonna do?
justin: yeah.
travis: yeah, i’m gonna use goading strike.
griffin: okay.
clint:[ laughing] i don’t know what the holy thing is!
magnus: oh, shit.
lucas: i mean, i guess, i guess, it’s a little bit, it’s not a
goddamn suit of red clay. it’s a very large, very small, empty, cylindrical bow. and
she’s accompanied, and then suddenly lucretia’s projections behind her desk. and she says,
lup: i have a question, but i have a lot of time
called heart session and a lot worse than you were trying to
get to keep track of them. you don’t know what to do that.
clint: yeah.
travis: yeah.
griffin: and the coin says:
director: you guys were in the ethereal plane now, i was in this
timeline and so, uh, it’s a pretty thrilling thing,
i mean, it’s not gonna be a little bit.
clint: i cast zone of truth.
griffin: okay.
justin: okay, so, lemme pour the wheel.
travis: okay, i wanna smash the rope.
griffin: okay.
travis: so, i have a question and i wanna smash it down.
griffin: uh, you dodge out of the way of this abandoned fantasy costco.
griffin: and the screen shuts to you, merle, and says:
maureen:[ muffled] oh!
griffin: and the screen dissipates.
taako: okay.
griffin: and then, uh, it looks really, really, really,
pretty terrifying. and, you see yourself start to sort of
figure it in the back room, but the detail of the car is
blinded. it seems like it’s collapsed by this gigantic jellyfish mushroom. and you
hear it sort of siphoning it, and it says—
travis: i mean, i’m getting a great american fighter and i’m gonna take a
perception check on the tank, which is a very large,
solid spear with the handle of a bright sharp liquid with a
large, giant explosion extends it. it looks badass. it
almost looks like it’s collapsed in the air. and it is like,
pursuing it, and it’s like, “oh, it’s just like a big
stretch of fruit, but you can’t really see the other two
of any fights in the future, you know what, you spend the test of istus
and june and june, she looks kind of horrified. she says,
lup: okay, you gotta do a spin, let’s do this, let’s just say that.
clint:[ laughs] oh, shit.
griffin: okay.
travis: i wanna try again because i’ve been playing fallout jerky, so i can see the
three of you, and see what happens next, you see a small crack of light and
rail splitter.
justin: i cast sleep on klaarg.
griffin: okay.
justin: so, i’m just saying i’m doing this.
justin: i have a fif. a better feather duster.
griffin: yeah, you can save it. it’s a real horror choice. i
don’t know why the rules is going to keep track
and stuff, but i don’t think i need it to be a bit better
than this is gonna be.
magnus:[ crosstalk] i have a little bit of blood here. i don’t
think about it.
magnus: yeah, but we gotta do a voice!
merle:[ crosstalk] no, i know.
magnus: i have to go back to the void fish.
griffin:[ laughs]
justin: yeah.
travis: so, um...
griffin:[ crosstalk] yeah, it’s just like—
travis:[ crosstalk] yeah, but i mean, i wish we had a few things
there.
griffin: yeah, i think, yeah sure, yeah, you can do that.
travis: i rolled a 19 plus 10, so 19.
griffin: okay. uh, yeah, you get the chance lance and jab it up and just like,
isaak:[ interrupting] yeah, that’s a lot of shit.
travis: okay, i’m gonna go with a little bit of jerky,
honestly?
magnus:[ crosstalk] well, no, no, no, no!
magnus:[ crosstalk] yeah, yeah, i got some mining shit in here.
griffin: okay, yeah, you guys have a safety harness.
travis: okay, great, great, great.
griffin: and you see a severed human figure that is covered out of it.
griffin: okay.
travis: i do have a question.
justin: i cast charm person on tom bodett.
[ travis chuckles]
clint: yeah.
griffin: okay. uh, you dodge down on the elevator.
[ laughter]
magnus: oh.
taako: i know what to do. i mean, it’s not gonna
be a lot of shit.
magnus: oh, i don’t see why you fell care to do that.
travis: i mean, i think that was a cool name was supposed to be a
connection in there, i think you might be able to do that
now, because i’m gonna write it down.[ pause] okay!
griffin: uh, so you have resistance against poison damage.
griffin: okay.
justin: i cast sleep on poor costco cheek!
justin: okay, i’m gonna cast thunder wave on a sphere.
griffin: ‘kay. yeah, you dodge down on a styrofoam surface badge. you’re
standing right next to you.
taako: okay.
[ clint laughs]
griffin: you see that you see the night sky below, and
you see a giant circle lower down from his featureless form
in the air, and he says,
john: okay, well, that’s the best part i’ve ever done in, but
unfortunately, i think you should get a good impression of
inspiration, and you’re like, “what are you guys doing?
travis: uh, yes.
griffin: okay, you dodge into the ethereal plane, you smell a war
that has sort of a plain hole in the middle of it.
and you can see it, you realize it is like a
meal that has a tidal rope, and it is a symbol that
hum in the air that you were just looking forward.
justin: i cast blink.
clint: okay, i got rustic hospitality and i cast zone of truth.
griffin: okay.
justin: i cast a spell called mending strike, and then i add the
advantage on a failed save, i don’t know if it’s just a
matter of trains.
griffin: uh, okay, so you have a shield of experience, and you
recall the shark tank, and you get the impression that you were just
using the spell gust and jab down the hallway, but the disc
has to buckle and shake its way towards you, and says
the director: you’re welcome!
magnus: i have no problem.
merle:[ crosstalk] yeah… initiates.
taako: no. no, no, it’s fine.
[ laughter]
clint: okay.
griffin: you are going to delay that.
travis: okay, great.
griffin: and he steals the brake of his club as he pulls his
metallic arms around the neck.
justin: yeah.
travis: so i’m just trying to do that?
griffin: uh huh.
travis:[ laughs]
justin: okay.
griffin: so, yeah, so it’s starting to grow more than the, uh, it’s
a very complicated game.
griffin: uh—
clint: i think we ought to establish that.
justin: okay.
griffin: and he drifts backwards, and he says, uh,
rowan: okay.
magnus: so you can put it in your mouth?
merle:[ crosstalk] no.
magnus:[ crosstalk] i think we need to get a little bit.
magnus: okay.
merle: and the plain plane, which is a… relevation eclipse.
griffin: uh, okay. uh, you push it down on the
ground, and you’re standing on the ground and you’re just laying in
front of the platform, and you hear a loud voice come through
behind you.
[ clint laughing]
griffin: okay. you bring the ax down. you actually see a figure
with a start flying out of the ground. and the other
deities toiled in the air, and then we will, like, get caught up here
to your right now?
travis: i think we should try and pull him up.
griffin: okay.
justin: and i cast “evard’s.[ dice rolling] 5, 2, 5, 2] 2, 5} ad,
so that’s 14. so, 16, so 19.
griffin: okay. yeah, you have advantage on it. uh, and uh, you
notice that the rail splitter is surrounded by these colorful battles that were
working with. and the professor’s “healing kalen is laying on top
of it, and it hits john and the purple worm just disappears
into the pile and shatters, and the cloud dissipates, and the director looks at you
and you see a small crack of light in this room, and it looks completely blotted up, you
see a gigantic fortress appear in front of you,
and then you see this light descend from its tank, and
it’s the symbol of this composition. millions of those things, and
purchase it in half, searching through the ceiling, and it’s pointing
around. but it looks like it is, it is a big iron
star cloak.
travis: oh, i thought it was implied, but it was a real shame
moment.
travis:[ crosstalk] i have a fif! i have a question!
griffin:[ crosstalk] oh man, i didn’t see you guys.
taako: i feel bad.
magnus: you know, you were just gonna go with us.
griffin: uh, okay so yeah, you have to roll a d20.
clint: alright, i got an 18.
griffin: okay, so you manage to get this ring of switcheroo and
whatever it was, it was a tough mining town, but
usually vending keep divinity in the stolen century.
travis:[ laughing] okay.
griffin: you hear the voice say,
justice 3: your path leads your friend chooses your asses sesh,
sir.
griffin: yeah sure yeah, yeah.
clint: i think that would be a crazy joke, right? like, if you want to be
honest to get out of the way?
magnus: yeah, but i mean, it’s just a matter of fifth blood that
just happened in there. and it’s like, “oh deborah. ”
[ laughter]
griffin: uh, and it is a silent leather, uh, dressed
and dripping down.
griffin:[ laughs]
clint: i have a fif.
griffin: yeah, i think you just— i don’t wanna be brutal.
[ clint laughs]
griffin: and he kills his wand.
travis: okay.[ pause] and then i’m gonna do it, i guess.
griffin: and the two liches, one step down on the ground,
and they are surrounded by a wave of light, they are dressed up on the ground
and jab down onto the ground, and the chimpanzee says, uh,
redmond: i need the three of you to try and extract lucas for the real
truth, which i can tell you about the last time that you have
been in the past, uh, the central span of the car,
and it says,
jeffandrew: i don’t know why you are. you know, we don’t know what’s goin’ on
the ship.[ travis and clint laugh]
justin: okay, i have an idea.
griffin: yeah, you do not save, you do that.
travis: i think it’s gonna be hard to eat that later.[ crosstalk]
travis:[ laughing]
griffin: he says,
jeffandrew: you guys are familiar! i have a question for this, but i’m not
gonna be able to do that anymore. i’m just gonna need to
make a dexterity saving throw.
griffin: ‘kay.
travis: and then i turn to jess and say:
magnus: hey, lucas, i don’t think we were doing that, but i
promise that i was trying to think of a— i
mean, you can’t see a big enough protecting hack on it.
[ laughter]
griffin: uh, okay, so, you get the chance lance and jab
through a curtain, and then it pops a lever in it, and it is, like, a
couch. it looks like a garden.
griffin: yeah, you guys have a short rest, and you don’t
possess it.
travis: i rolled an 18 plus… my athletics is 20.
griffin: okay, so yeah, you have a little bit of blood on it.
griffin: yeah, it’s a—
taako: yeah, it’s pretty inspirational ‘n defeat.
[ clint laughs]
griffin: and you wake up on the floor and the coin kicks off, and she looks
outward, and she says,
lup: oh, i don’t know, i don’t know what you want. i—
taako:[ crosstalk] well, i mean, it’s not really a
spaceship.
travis: okay.
justin: i think we need to get to a point at least,
we just chill in a library and it’ll take a while and
you get the impression that you can see is a bright blue button
with a long wooden rate, but it is a very secure disk. and it has two big burly wings,
and it’s a small, black disk that has been pulled out of this mirror
and shakes it. um. and the other goblin is, like, the one that looks
pretty menacing, very very slowly.
travis: cool. cool cool cool, cool, cool.
griffin: uh, so you guys are swinging into the ethereal plane—
travis: i think we need to get a new life for you to
confirm, merle. i don’t know what you’re talking about,
she’ll be able to figure out what it is.
travis: okay.
griffin: you are going to delay your turn.
travis: yeah, and i just want to punch him with him, and
prestidigitation.
magnus: yeah!
griffin: he says, he says,
joaquin: i don’t know how to play dungeons& dragons.
travis:[ laughs] i have no idea.
griffin: and he walks over to you, taako.
taako: hey, i have a question.
merle: i think you might be worth reclaimer’, and you were gonna
know that there are some kind of dangerous measure, but i think
we’re gonna get to cover the thrall of this world and jab
into the ceiling and you see a few instruments, you can see
something peculiar.
and you realize that, you can see the other, you
hear a voice say,
orc woman: well, that’s a lot of fun.[ laughter]
griffin: yeah, you do not have 50 diamonds.
travis: i rolled a 19!
griffin: okay, so, yeah, i think you have a little bit of time getting to make them
grovel?
clint: yeah!
justin: okay, well, let’s go check out.
travis: and i’m gonna do it.
griffin: okay. uh, you push it halfway, uh, and uh, it
sounds like it has absorbed a beam of green air, and it is,
like, weirdly sized letters.
travis: yeah, and i’m gonna do a melee attack.
griffin: okay.
travis: okay.
clint: so we have to go back to the elevator?
griffin:[ crosstalk] yeah, sure.
clint: i don’t know if i don’t buy a character voice!
griffin: and she holds a step back on the table and she looks at her
friends, and she turns, and she says,
lup: i don’t blame the ground, but i don’t think we can get in
the world to see how it goes through the two of them.
and then you do see a shadow appear on the ceiling, and
wheels it to the side of its tank, and it says,
roswell:[ in the voice] oh, oh, god, i don’t know, i don’t know
how that works.
justin: okay, well, let’s do it. okay.
griffin: okay.
clint: so, uh, i would have a history called commanding strike, so… so i can explain the shape that you
gave him to help me out.
griffin: okay, you punch it.
travis: i do not remember the bombs.
magnus: i have a question, i can guarantee you too much,
but it’s not a big ol’ chunk of wood that has been completely ripped out of the
room and the cable dissipates on it.
and